It's a little know secret that Broadway showtunes are actually one of our primary recruiting techniques. But it's ok for you, IF. You're not gay until you develop a thing for power tools and flannel.
No no, The Pirate Movie.
The (if you can believe it) gayer 80's movie version.
I so wanted to be Kristy McNichol and have a pirate wedding. This explains my love of men in capes, masks and leather knee boots!
PS- Has anyone else seen Pirates, the porno? I generally find pornography entertaining rather than arousing(I'm not a visual person at all when it comes to sexual arousal), and I was wondering if anyone else saw this.