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[master jey]

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Here's a question for you all...where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

on my grandmas bad

 

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[sillylittlepet]

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hmmm the weirdest place...

we have a lot of sex in the back of my master's truck, which is pretty sketchy and we've almost gotten caught a bunch of times lol
and we did it once in the woods/mountains, except the road was really close by and my master was nervous about being seen (but that was awhile ago, I can see him making me be humiliated somehow in this situation if he did it again...)

 

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[sebastian]

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For me, it would be the bathroom of a disused restaurant below the office where the other guy worked. He took a break from work, met me outside, and we snuck into the restaurant. Up until I started going to a local bath house, it was definitely the skeeviest place I'd ever done it.

 

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[sluttysub]

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Here's a question for you all...where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

Mine was in a tent...but what made this remarkable, was that the tent was set up in the kitchen of a small flat, for this very purpose!

We've done the tent thing too, the difference for us was that we were on a camping trip with my family, my parent's tent was next to ours. And my husband likes to take me out on the country roads, pull over next to a grove of trees, have me get out and do it there. I think we like the thrill of the chance of getting caught.

I think the worst was (blushes) with my highschool boyfriend, in the backseat of his friend's car while his friend was driving. *blushes some more*

Oy, no wonder I scared the hell out of my parents, lol!

 

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[Ceilidh]

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This can mean 1 of 3 things:
1) You're pregnant. If so, congratulations!
2) You're planning on adopting a dog. If so, congratulations!
3) You're pregnant with a litter of puppies. If so, umm, maybe you should see a doctor. Or a publicist.

Haha seb.
1) No I am not pregnant -- yet.
2) I already have one 2 year old French bulldog female, and I am aquiring another of the same breed -- a male
3) My Frenchies are the ones that might be expecting.


Hum, the weirdest places I have had sex would have to be on the ground and in the in-law's old bed...

 

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[sluttysub]

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No I am not pregnant -- yet.

Haha, this was my first thought!

 

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[master jey]

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how about my friends house where we ware not expecting her parents to come "rolled eyes" i was running from her father around the house...naked

 

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[InnocentFacade]

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In the storage room of my ex's job while there were a bunch of customers in the store.

Fun fact- I've only had sex on a bed once. . . for like 4 seconds *eyeroll*

 

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[sluttysub]

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I am absolutely mortified!!!

We accidently left a message on my husband's cousin's voicemail today. Evidently when he threw me on the bed I landed on his cell phone and during it all, I managed to hit her number! I'm a bit vocal, and she ended up with a spanking, loudly moaning message. And she's only 19!!! I don't know how I'll ever be able to face her again!

I'm sure one day I'll look back and laugh, but damn! How mortifying!!!

 

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[sluttysub]

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Fun fact- I've only had sex on a bed once. . . for like 4 seconds *eyeroll*

How have you managed that?

 

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