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[InnocentFacade]

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Omg SS . . . I would probably cry after laughing nervously/awkwardly for about an hour lol

If it makes you feel better, I'm 19 and I would just be like . . . hmmmm okay.

Anyhoo, The only guy I had sex with on bed lasted for literally two strokes inside me. Apparently I was a little too enthusiastic with foreplay?

 

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[sluttysub]

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Anyhoo, The only guy I had sex with on bed lasted for literally two strokes inside me. Apparently I was a little too enthusiastic with foreplay?

Lol! Don't you just hate that?

 

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[InnocentFacade]

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Lol! Don't you just hate that?

Oh my god. I was so pissed. I was all into it and then . . . he just . . . stopped. His excuse was "I could have gone longer but I really wanted to cum." I wouldn't have minded nearly as much had he not left me high and dry (figuratively dry of course ) and just rolled over and tried to go to sleep. Then he had the nerve to tell me the noise from my vibrator was bugging him.

He was not allowed to stay the night lol

 

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[sluttysub]

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Lol! That always bugged me, I keep going after I get mine. They may have gone soft, but there are plenty of ways to pleasure a girl.

And something tells me he couldn't have lasted longer, he had little control and was embarassed, lol

 

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[InnocentFacade]

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Yeah, but like I said- that didn't bother me at all. It was the halting of all interest.

 

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I am absolutely mortified!!!

We accidently left a message on my husband's cousin's voicemail today. Evidently when he threw me on the bed I landed on his cell phone and during it all, I managed to hit her number! I'm a bit vocal, and she ended up with a spanking, loudly moaning message. And she's only 19!!! I don't know how I'll ever be able to face her again!

I'm sure one day I'll look back and laugh, but damn! How mortifying!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my god that is the greatest thing I've heard all day!!
I mean, not for you...but... you have to admit, its pretty funny XD

Maybe she doesnt check her voicemail lol

 

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[InnocentFacade]

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Okay weird question. I'm starting my student teaching soon so I'll have to dress nicely each and every day. Whenever I think about what I'd like to wear, I can only imagine my first day outfit as a long-sleeve button-down with a black waist cincher, a black pencil skirt, nude stockings and black heels. . . is this wildly inappropriate for a high school student-teacher??

I ask because most of you are older than me and some have children . . . would you be offended if your kid's teacher were wearing that?

Think this http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/108/373/547/Ea5q.jpg

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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IF, the outfit you described sounds lovely, but I dunno...to me, something about it is not quite right to wear for teaching in schools Not inappropriate, exactly, but...too dressy, maybe. I don't know. I'm not making any sense right now

I am not bloody happy at the moment. After the best part of a year of being messed around, I finally got an appointment to have a guy from the council's repairs department come to fix the wide open air vent in my wall. He was meant to show up any time after 1pm yesterday, but he never did I'll be phoning up to complain on Monday; it's starting to take the piss a bit now

 

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[InnocentFacade]

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I'm assuming "starting to take the piss" means "getting really really annoying"?

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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Yep

As I've said here on several occasions, the more protective vent cover was taken off on a day when there was about 3 inches of snow on the ground. The guy took both vent covers off (one with only really fine holes, letting less air into the room, and the other basically big huge slats) and he only put the latter one back on, letting in loads of freezing cold air. When I pointed out that this was somewhat unwise, given the weather, he just said that I wouldn't notice that much difference. Well, I fucking did

I should have reported him for trying to make out that letting loads of freezing air into a room is okay. I couldn't have used my electric fire to warm the room, because all the warm air would have gone straight through the hole

 

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