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I feel the need to share that I last week ordered an awesome anal beads chain (among some other nice, related things) called 'sinFIVE alterno'. It's 18 inches in total length and at least 15 inches is insertable. I'm still waiting for it, though... I probably won't get it before in the beginning of next week. :( Hoping to get it on Friday, though. Obviously, I got a douche with it, as well. A few days before I ordered it, I ended up using a lube bottle as an anal dildo, and it left me craving much more and anal beads was the immediate answer in my mind. I'm planning to insert the whole of the 15 inches of insertable length, the very first time, but maybe that requires quite an extensive cleaning procedure, beforehand, before it'd be possible. May sound a bit much to put in to many, but the large intestine is a meter and a half in full length (5 feet), and as long as you don't end up pushing on the appendix, it should be quite safe. :) Damn I'm looking forward to it.... I wonder if I will be able to rotate it when it's fully inside, and feel its alternating shapes? I guess it should be possible with enough lube.... hmm, must indeed be quite a unique feeling.

This is what it looks like... amazing, is it not? :)
 
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Coffee is vile :sick: And is no good for you either :(

I agree I hate coffee as well. lol.

I laughed my arse off at the block-tooth post by the way. lol.

As for what I've been up to for the past two weeks. Last week I was busy being ill and gardening to spend too much time on the forums and this week I've been searching over Bed/Bucks&Herts (three small counties, I live in Herts and Beds and Bucks are out neighbours lo) for a Commercial Greenhouse...do you have any idea how boring it is to search every field in three counties looking for an unused greenhouse? It's almost painful...no wait...it is painful because it hurts your arse to be sitting down all day. :P lol.

The really annoying thing is I know I've seen one somewhere around here I just can't remember where. Google Maps have saved my a lot of time looking for it though, it would take weeks just to drive up and down all the roads in Herts alone looking for it so at least this is slightly quicker. :D :clap:
 
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Welcome back
It's not that I hate black and asian people but
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For me, when I get a craving for soda, it's not just the drink that I want. I want the whole experience. I remember what a bottle of coke feels like in my hand, and I remember that slight burn at the back of the throat from the carbonation, and things like that. I never give in, thank God, but when the urge rises, it can be pretty strong. Like I said, near-alcoholic levels.
 
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I'll probably be having those kinds of urges soon, Seb.

I'm quitting soda. The only way I allowing myself to drink soda - Dr. Pepper and Sprite are my favs - is if I go out to a resturant and sit down to eat. Which is rare. So it really will be a treat.

So. Today is my second day of no soda. All I've had is ice water for the past 2 days. :)

I'm pretty proud of myself. I've quit soda once before - cold turkey. And I'm trying it again - cold turkey. I hope it works. Wish me luck.

In other news. We are still trying to find a house but no luck. But we can't find a 4 bedroom house to rent that allows pets. So we look at purchasing. We can't get any loans witbout a job. And to get a job in the area we want to move to takes 100 in gas a week. So in a nutshell we are screwed. Really really screwed.
 
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