The random chat/off topic thread

Darktruth · Jun 17, 2010

master jey said:
Around here men don't really like bragging bout there deeds we believe that if a guy can do something he doesn't brag
Bragging ones are virgin kids who are trying to look cool

If only they were like that around here.

handcuff_freak · Jun 17, 2010

I don't brag. I am shy. Talking about sex in person to anyone besides my wife makes me nervous. I don't believe in kissing and telling. Mistress knows I don't like a lot of people knowing about our sex life, so she keeps a lot to herself.

On a forum I can brag a little, but all in fun. I know I'm not better than anyone else.

Just my .02
Now I have to go help make lasagna! Yum!

Darktruth · Jun 17, 2010

handcuff_freak said:
Now I have to go help make lasagna! Yum!

Add that to the list of things I can't cook.

lol.

master jey · Jun 17, 2010

Add that to the list of things I can't cook

+1 here

handcuff_freak · Jun 17, 2010

Darktruth said:
Add that to the list of things I can't cook. lol.

I can't cook it either. I do what Mistress tells me to. I'm a cooking dummy. I'm the reason frozen food was invented

Darktruth · Jun 17, 2010

I don't eat frozen food either. lol. My dad cooks really well; my friend is training to become a chief (sheâ€™s in Italy studying at the moment) and my Ex-girlfriend was also a pretty good cook.

Iâ€™ve always had people to cook for me if I needed them to.

handcuff_freak · Jun 17, 2010

All I really got is my Mistress to cook for me. She is awesome at it, but doesn't know how to cook that many things. In a few years she wants to take some culinary classes. Yay for that!

I love frozen pizza, pizza rolls and cheap frozen dinners. I might starve if it weren't for them. Nothing like the real thing, but still good enough for me.

Darktruth · Jun 17, 2010

Just buy her a good cookbook and take it from there. The more you cook the better at it youâ€™ll get. Be careful though, she might get you to cook from it.

Does your Mistress enjoy cooking for you or does she do it because she wont eat if she doesnâ€™t do it?

master jey · Jun 17, 2010

I'm actually lucky I have a girlfriend

and I'm lucky we live together

Darktruth · Jun 17, 2010

And you can kink as much pudding as you want.

I'm trying to think of a way we can Kink the lasagna but I'm not coming up with anything. lol. I suppose you could have her on her hands and knees so she acts like a table for you.

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