Annoyed and frustrated rant coming on.
I went out on a date last night, some local cover band was playing a mid-week gig for some reason (birthday or something), and it was all good until we got back to her place and had some unbelievably, mind-numbingly flat sex.

Vanilla isn’t boring enough to describe “it†(I wont even call it sex). It was as if coke had been left in the sun for a few hours...very, very flat.

My mind wandered into realms unknown to me during sex…one line of thought was “did I turn my laptop’s plug off? Yes I think didâ€.

I could barely even do anything without being “too roughâ€.
The worse part was afterwards when we were just cuddling (which turned out to be the most exciting part of the night lol) she listed off things she didn’t like but they were all things I love, hair pulling was one of them for fuck sake…every word she spoke drove another nail into the coffin of our long since dead relationship. It wouldn’t have been so bad if she tried to dominate me because at least then it could have been fun (I would have over powered her very easily).
The irony is I quite like her it’s just in the bedroom it all falls apart completely. I now need to find a way to end this. The old break-up reason rings true but it needs changing to “it’s not me it’s youâ€.
