The random chat/off topic thread

Master of puppies · Jun 20, 2010

Darktruth said:
This is the reason I wont go on tour with them. If I go theyâ€™ll put something into my drink so I pass out and theyâ€™ll then shave my head. Lol. They keep threatening to do it now and I know if I go on tour with them theyâ€™ll do it. I'll come back with no hair....

If someone did that to me, someone would lose the top of their little finger with a rose clippers. straight up.

Darktruth · Jun 20, 2010

Oddly enough...one of my mates is going to end up like that as well next week.

lol. I'll tell him it's your fault (you gave me the idea lol).

I'm trying to think of all the fun things we've done. lol. Putting chips up noses is a fun one, it's best if the person is passes out because they hit their nose for ages trying to get it out without waking up. lol. It's so funny to see it. lol.

We once put shaving cream in someone's hand when he was passed out drunk and tickled his nose so when he went to stop us tickling his nose he slapped a lod of shaving cream on his face. Lol.

I need to think of somemore. lol

Darktruth · Jun 20, 2010

Master of puppies said:
If someone did that to me, someone would lose the top of their little finger with a rose clippers. straight up.

Same but it would be pretty pointless once I've lost my hair. I'd lost all my nicknames. My mate from Yorkshire calls me Diego Forlan (footballer, not that I bother with the sport) and it sounds great with his accent.

lol. Jesus is another name Iâ€™d lose if they were to do that.

Obedient Little Puppy · Jun 20, 2010

I shaved my own head a few months ago, and hated it

sillylittlepet · Jun 21, 2010

Man, I'm glad I'm not friends with you DT lol

Becuase you wouldnt be my friend
and I would hate you

Also it makes me smile when you guys say things like "mate" or "playing cricket" or "took the piss out of him"
Although in all honestly I dont know what that last one means... Did he pee? Did you beat him up until he peed?

master jey · Jun 21, 2010

How the hell do you pass out with the beer? XD
We have never passed out even with couple of liters per man

Darktruth · Jun 21, 2010

sillylittlepet said:
Man, I'm glad I'm not friends with you DT lol

That almost hurt.

lol. Most of it isn't me. Apart from putting Deep-heat in the Skippers boxers I haven't done anything. lol

Also it makes me smile when you guys say things like "mate" or "playing cricket" or "took the piss out of him"
Although in all honestly I dont know what that last one means... Did he pee? Did you beat him up until he peed?

Itâ€™s summer and it was a warm dayâ€¦what else are we meant to do other than play cricket?

Weâ€™re not very good at it (like at all) but we all enjoy it and itâ€™s a good laugh; most of us go out to get away from the girlfriend/wife for most of the day so we donâ€™t have to take them shopping.

We didnâ€™t beat him up until he pissed himself, it wouldnâ€™t be a good idea to beat him up because heâ€™s the only one who can bat decently.

Lol. It means we laughed at himâ€¦at his expense.

master jey said:
How the hell do you pass out with the beer? XD
We have never passed out even with couple of liters per man

While I agree most of the time it's not really that hard if you've been out in the sun all day and you've been drinking since Friday afternoon.

master jey · Jun 21, 2010

I wanted to say couple of liters of vodka

Obedient Little Puppy · Jun 21, 2010

'Taking the piss out of someone' = mock them, make fun of them.

I've just found out I've paid £24 too much on my TV licence. Interesting, as I pay £12 a month for it and have had no working TV since April. I'm hoping they will give me a full refund, because I've had to keep paying a licence for something which is getting no use whatsoever

Next step now then, to sell my TVs, and store whatever money I get for them, to go towards finally getting a fridge freezer

Darktruth · Jun 21, 2010

Taken from the cuddling thread because I didn't want to derail it.

sebastian said:
Believe it or not, but 'w' is technically considered a 'semi-vowel', meaning that it can (and in the case of Welsh frequently does) act as a vowel.

That is one of the strangest facts I’ve heard in a long time, I like it...do you have any more? I like facts like that.

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