The random chat/off topic thread

Obedient Little Puppy · Mar 30, 2010

It's okay

I thought, in my stress, that you were trying to say that I was some kind of ungrateful little shit because people living in war zones obviously have serious shit to contend with

Sorry for having a go at you, I was just pretty pissed off already at that moment

sillylittlepet · Mar 30, 2010

that so funny, I knew immediatly what sebastian was trying to say!
I guess the differences between humor can be pretty big!

sebastian · Mar 30, 2010

OLP, when I'm in a pissy mood, my favorite thing is to take out my frustrations on one of my subs with a torrent of verbal abuse. It's the most amazingly relaxing thing when I'm stressed out. So I can hardly complain if you need to vent a little spleen at me. Maybe you should get a whipping boy.

Ceilidh · Mar 30, 2010

lol. I've already said what I do when I'm pissed. I loudly listen to Razorblade by Blue October on repeat until I calm down. And when I get tired of hearing that song over and over, I put on my playlist named Bullshit.

sebastian · Mar 30, 2010

Orgy's cover of "Blue Monday" is also really good for anger. And Mumford and Sons' "Little Lion Man" is good when you're mad at yourself. "But it was not your fault but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?" Who knew the banjo could be so angry?

Ceilidh · Mar 30, 2010

sebastian said:
Orgy's cover of "Blue Monday" is also really good for anger. And Mumford and Sons' "Little Lion Man" is good when you're mad at yourself. "But it was not your fault but mine. And it was your heart on the line. I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?" Who knew the banjo could be so angry?

Ooh. I like that line!! I'll add it to my list of things to check out. I think I am now calling my list "Sebastian's Orders." lol. Because everything on it you have suggested I do!!

Will you ever stop??

lol. But I can't complain too much, I like it.

sillylittlepet · Mar 30, 2010

I've come to realize that sebastian is like a gold mine for ideas

Watch out sebastian, some rich white guy is going to start using african kids to extract the ideas from you and reap the profits

sebastian · Mar 30, 2010

Darling, you said the magic word: Playlist. Here's my Scene Music playlist, although it really should be titled my Tie Guys Up and Do Not Nice Things to Them playlist

Running One--from the Run Lola Run soundtrack
Zero--Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Right and Right Again--Sohodolls--"Wake up, you're gagged and bound"
Supermassive Black Hole--Muse
Strictly Game (Kids at the Bar Remix)--Harlem Shakes--This is one of the most carnal songs I know, purely from the music.
Selena--Big Hat--mostly for the rap in the middle
Gunman--Them Crooked Vultures--This is, in my opinion, the absolute best song ever made for aggressively fucking someone. Dark and angry and violent lyrics
Heads Will Roll-Yeah Yeah Yeahs--ragingly high energy
Tass'on Nainen (Here's a Woman)--Hedningaarna--constantly building intensity and darkness
Le Disko--Shiny Toy Guns
Neva Cengi Mit Intro Trit--Corvus Corax
Bad Romance-Lady GaGa
The Rejection--Dangerous Muse--a great 'piss off' song
The Rake's Tale--The Decemberist--the narrator is one of the most evil men in literature and the guitar work is driving
White Rat--Delta Fiasco
Grounds for Divorce--Elbow--"I've been working on a cocktail called 'grounds for divorce'." The best opening for any rock song ever.
Hair in a Mess--Big Hat
Blue Sky--Gliss
Saltarello Wascherschloss--Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "Sebastian,why is a Renaissance dance tune doing on a BDSM playlist?" Ok, but it's got a killer drum beat to it and it's performed on frickin' bagpipies.
Twilight Zone-Golden Earring--Ever listen to the lyrics to this song?
Sometime Around Midnight--The Airborne Toxic Event--sort of romantic, but in a tortured sort of way
Laid--James--"dressed me up in women's clothes, played around with gender roles, dyed my eyes and called me pretty." Forced feminization, anyone?
You Want History--Kaiser Chiefs
Tribulations--LCD Soundsystem
Ball of Confusion--Love and Rockets
Time to Pretend--MGMT
Like Sexy Dynamite--Orion Experience
In the End It's Your Friends--Shout Out Out Out Out--"In the end it's your friends who'll fuck you over."
Slippery People--Talking Heads--"Put away that gun. The party's simple."
The Great Escape--We are Scientists

Ceilidh · Mar 30, 2010

*copy*
*paste's into "Sebastian's Orders".*
Yup. Definantly making that playlist. As soon as I get everything else done!! Hum, Perhaps in a few hours I will hijack the external hard drive and do it tonight

I could definantly use some new cleaning music during the day...

All of my curent playlists are getting a little over-used

Sebastian, may I suggest a few Lady Gaga songs? "I Like It Rough"

"Boys Boys Boy"

and "Starstuck" and "Beatiful Dirty Rich" (the last two just because I love them.)

Anybody want a good laugh?

True story.

Husband walks in while I'm cleaning and looks me up and down. Gives me this what-the-fuck look. I immediately say "I'm not crazy." He give me another look with a raised eyebrow,"are-you-sure-about-that?" I tell him again, "I'm not crazy!!" He says, "Then why are you sweeping the carpet with a broom?" My reply, "I'm sweeping the carpet because the vacuum is a peice of shit and the broom works better."

That isn't the only reason I was saying I'm not crazy because apparently I have been smelling things that he can't smell and I swear I'm not crazy! I know what I smell! I promise I'm not crazy. lol.

Hope you enjoyed another good laugh at my expense

My Love My Lord · Mar 30, 2010

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