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Funny someone should mention wasps...
I was working outside today. (106F and muggy) Came in, took a cold shower, flopped down on the bed.
Another wasp had found its way into the house and was buzzing around the light fixture. I figured I'd take a power nap and deal with it later. Instead, Mr. Wasp started divebombing my face, which they're never done before. During one run I got a good vector, slapped my hands together cymbal style, and smashed him. Then I opened my hands.
Now consider these items:
I am laying on my back.
I am nude.
I have just half-smashed a wasp.
I have just dropped him into my pubic area.
In Lone Stooge mode, I begin batting and brushing at a sensitive area, while attempting to roll off the bed and stand up. One foot gets caught under the blankets I had pushed to the side. Meanwhile, the cotton sheet has a death grip on my torso, which is still dripping wet. (what can I say, I was hot and the evaporation felt wonderful). I wound up rolling off on the floor, snarled in the blanket, and I pulled the top mattress half off the bed while knocking my phone and the fan off the nightstand.
No, I didn't get stung, but the power nap during my lunch break was no longer on the schedule...
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