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Thanks tumble. I hope you get to feeling better.

Speaking of the word tumble. I had a tumble last thurs. I was walking in my aunts yard and found a hidden hole and fell. I was ok. I didn't fall hard or hurt myself. But I do think I aggravated an old fracture on my ankle because it has been hurting. So I have had to fig out and wear my ankle braces. Because of my limping I have had to rely on my other ankle, which in turn is aggravating it now. So I now gave two messed up ankles, both in braces.

How was everyone else's 4th of July?
 
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Had a very interesting day yesterday. Walked out the door onto the enclosed poarch, opened the door to go outside only to find a wasp. Its coming at me and I'm banging on the front door to be let back in because the front door has no door handle. I'm freaking out and screaming and crying. Worst wasp incident in a long while. To top it off when hubby finally realizes what my problem is, he let's me inside and the wasp comes inside also. Hubby promptly ends it's life.

Then hours later we had a drunk guy break into our house....He entered through the back door, which mind you he had to jump a chainlink fence due to the gate being padlocked. We know he jumped the fence because his shorts were really ripped up.
 
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I'm not allergic. I'm terrified.

When I was two a wasp stung me right between the eyes. Growing up they always got in through our screen door, I always ducked and ran outside. Just hearing the sound their wings create - bees included- sets me on edge and I'll be paranoid for hours on end. I also grew up with wood bees outside. I know they won't sting, but the sheer size also sets me on edge.
 
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Funny someone should mention wasps...

I was working outside today. (106F and muggy) Came in, took a cold shower, flopped down on the bed.

Another wasp had found its way into the house and was buzzing around the light fixture. I figured I'd take a power nap and deal with it later. Instead, Mr. Wasp started divebombing my face, which they're never done before. During one run I got a good vector, slapped my hands together cymbal style, and smashed him. Then I opened my hands.

Now consider these items:

I am laying on my back.

I am nude.

I have just half-smashed a wasp.

I have just dropped him into my pubic area.


In Lone Stooge mode, I begin batting and brushing at a sensitive area, while attempting to roll off the bed and stand up. One foot gets caught under the blankets I had pushed to the side. Meanwhile, the cotton sheet has a death grip on my torso, which is still dripping wet. (what can I say, I was hot and the evaporation felt wonderful). I wound up rolling off on the floor, snarled in the blanket, and I pulled the top mattress half off the bed while knocking my phone and the fan off the nightstand.

No, I didn't get stung, but the power nap during my lunch break was no longer on the schedule...
 
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