The random chat/off topic thread

[Darktruth]

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This is better though...look, there are two of them!!!

http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bacon-kini.jpg

I have a new found bacon fetish.

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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I'm making some bacon butties afterwards, with brown sauce...yummy

 

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[Darktruth]

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Nice.

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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I would put an egg on it too, but last time I did that, the whole concoction fell to pieces

 

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[Darktruth]

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I don't like eggs on my bacon buttie for some reason. I'd much rather have a egg after.

 

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[master jey]

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Oh what a meal!

 

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[Darktruth]

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Think of the fun you could have with two girls wearing bacon bikinis. You have a choice, play with them and then eat or eat and then play with them…brilliant. Or you could eat one bikini, play with both girls and then eat the other later! Now that really is brilliant.

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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Sometimes an egg is good on a bacon butty, but sometimes it has to be just bacon (and the brown sauce, of course )

 

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[Darktruth]

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From something unhealthy to something very healthy and equally tasty. I’ve just got my first strawberry from the garden. I was out looking for the fox (neighbour is going to shoot it because it keeps eating his chickens) and doing my nightly snail patrol and there it was…the most beautiful, deep-red jewel sitting below a leaf. Hopefully the main harvest for this variety will be just before Wimbledon because that will mean I’ll have Strawberries right the way though until October.

The early strawberries were killed off by some stupidly late frost and then they were drowned for good measure, mother nature clearly didn’t like the idea of me having them that early.

 

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[Obedient Little Puppy]

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Gutted

When I still lived with my ex, we had massive blackberry bushes growing wild in the front and back gardens, so lots of fat juicy fruits for us Unfortunately though, they would grow out of control and get in the way, so eventually had to be chopped down and the roots unearthed from the ground. I was a bit sad about getting no more free blackberries

 

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