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Studio: Big Blue Productions
Blue Blake, a fellow countryman of mine, is well aware of the bar room joke that Ill Americanize here: Whats the difference between a straight man and a bisexual? About ten . Blake loves the conversion fantasy that straights can be turned. They cant. Straight men are straight men. If you even fantasize about another man the Kinsey reports got your number. Herewith, Straight Bodybuilders Do.
So, lets humor Blake and enjoy his fifth directorial offering. Seven huge muscleguys (some familiar faces on ever expanding bodies) get buck-nekkid for your pleasure. OK, Im gonna stop right there. I perally dont date body builders because Im a feather the nest type of guy, and whilst they look hot in the here-and-now-and-altogether, God in his infinite wisdom and twisted sense of humor created this fabulous thing called middle-aged-spread. Were all gonna get fat, but these guys already got two-hundred lbs. on me.
Blonde twink Jordan teases Dulce with his boyish ass. Not sure what exactly constitutes these guys being straight - maybe the bad hairdos? Dulce grapples with his conscience (and underpants) before he throws caution to the wind, ordering Jordan to work more and more fingers up his boytwat before Jordan finds a conveniently large dildo to shove up there instead. (He finds this on the floor of a straight mans house?) Dulce helps send the last remaining inches to the new alimentary home sending Jordan into overdrive and spattering precum everywhere. Second course arrives in the shape of Dulces fat brown veiny sausage, which Jordan worships, before making his eyes water with a very expert rimjob. Jordan bottoms expertly making his hunk buddy spurt all over.
Now, where are the straight bodybuilders who do? Aha, heres one in the shape of award winning (doesnt say what award - maybe he got third prize in a spelling bee) Russian Sergei, whos been bodybuilding for ten years. Guess he had to do something once the tractor factory closed. He tells us all about how he loves petite lay-deez. Oh dear. Well, he flexes and poses before whipping out his nice Moscow Mule.
At this point Im guessing straight bodybuilders dont. Its the gay ones who do, as muscular punky dude OHara (debuting here but since making a name for himself) and Hawke get straight down to all sorts of gayness frowned upon by many of todays religious leaders. These two take time giving each other great blowjobs and ass-licks (which makes a change from the first scene where Jordan was doing all the work) before Hawke decides to bottom, OHara to shoot his sexy nuts all over his tattooed chest.
Another solo, this time from boxer Rock, whom, whilst pale and dull in this movie is much better in Blakes Hard as Rock. Still, that manpork looks damned tasty.
Again we dive into another duo (with no set-ups how can we indulge in our hetero-conversion fantasies?) again featuring the wonderful OHara, this time with fellow dirty blonde Miller, struggling to swallow his mates huge dick (the secret is breath control and relaxation). Luckily OHara is much better, producing heavy breathing and dirty talk from his partner! Miller enjoys his rimjob and carries on with the bottoming duties as OHara does another of his now famous frenetic fuckjobs. I secretly hoped that OHara would be bottoming, but hey, maybe next Christmas.
We are reintroduced to Dulce in the final scene, who informs us he is 100% straight, but once in a while he likes to fuck guys (and it took Jordan, what, all of five seconds to seduce this guy?) so Im guessing hes actually about 98% straight. He admits he likes beeg teetties “ hey, Im 100% Martha and I like them too. I just prefer them on a Benny Hill level. But I digress; the final scene sees Dulce putting Hawke through a workout. Hawke admits he likes getting fucked by straight guys so guess your dreams are gonna come true. Hawke seduces him in about two seconds flat and is rewarded with Dulces tongue down his throat. Guess Dulce liked Hawkes beeg teetties but once again its left for the gay man to do all the blowing, rimming, and bottoming.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:39:46
Video: 680x480, xvid, 2666kbps
Audio: 31kbps
File size: 2.1 GB
