Shy and can't talk about BDSM

[Smallest]

By the same (fallacious) argument I just made I'm a man, because ladies are nice. I thought we could use a tension breaker, and my new dick is it.

(Also, I cleaned up the spam, I have no idea why it's everywhere lately)

 

[sebastian]

Oh, you were joking? I totally missed that. D'oh!

 

[handcuff_freak]

I'm a lady now? News to me! Also: I'm confused!