I'm, generally, a submissive. But I do have my dominant side. And I have a fantasy that really turns me on and I have to chuckle about because, well, its some funny shit.
You know that song Old MacDonald? Well...
I fantasize about having a "farm". I walk into the barn, wearing overalls of course, and to one side I have my "pigs"...women on all fours wearing rubber pig noses and wearing little piggy tails. To another side I have "cows". They oink and moo (respectively lol) I even have a couple of muscular ladies acting as horses...and yes...they neigh.
I know...it's fucked up...especially for someone that's mainly sub...but damn it's hot to me. It make me laugh too. Generally, I'm not turned on by things that crack me up but...
Oh and I know this is my first post and what this might look like but I'm really not trolling.