I keep finding little tiny men in My house. At first, I thought they were bugs. Then I picked one up & he was so cute, I couldn't resist tasting him. Now I look forward to finding them & today is your lucky day! For I have found you and am drooling at the thought of your tasty, salty skin in My mouth. So happy to meet your acquaintance tiny man.
Your possessive and controlling ex-wife has broken into your house, and shrunk you to the size of five inches. She sweetly explains to you how you have lost yourself, your power, your control, and are at her mercy. "Take out your little tic-tac and get to stroking to my body. I know you like how it looks when I'm so much bigger than you..."
Yea yea yea...I'm late getting back to Santas workshop. I'm a busy Giantess elf and sometimes I lose track of time while making toys. I am going to give Santa a piece of my mind, because quite frankly I'm sick and tired of him bossing me around all year!! I'm the biggest elf, and my ass is so massive that I could totally slam Santa in the face with it! Why should I be taking orders from this doofus??!! I'm going to teach him that he better think twice before bidding me around. I'll throw him on the ground and come crashing down on his face over and over until he can't speak anymore!! That'll teach him. Merry Christmas Santa!!