Best Gag for Silencing?

[subarama30]

Wow. You must be REALLY loud!

I just scream/moan into a pillow or bite on one as I have kids in the next room so don't really want to impose the psycological trauma of THAT conversation just yet

 

[RopeRanger]

A surplus gas mask from Amazon would run you $20-25. You can breathe but your vocalizations are muted.