The Invisable Killer All Around Us

Should We Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide?

  • YES

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  • NO

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I Don't Know.

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Sparrow69

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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE: THE INVISIBLE KILLER

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogenmonoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain. It:

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.
 
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I remember that! it was actually a pun-based practical joke created by a middle school student for a science fair that got local government in a huge uproar and caused people to petition the FDA over regulating dihydrogen monoxide.

I won't post the punchline but its so incredibly stupid and obvious you'd never believe the hysteria it caused.
 
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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE: THE INVISIBLE KILLER
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Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today...

You don't know how lucky you are! In Britain, it has been found in every single stream, lake and reservoir. Even when the chemical is completely cleared from a pond, it seeps back in from the soil. The situation here is dire. Dihydrogen monoxide (known here simply as 'dihydro monoxide') runs from our rivers to pollute the sea around us and as an island nation, this inevitably affects our fishing industry.

Furthermore, a European study has discovered that when people are suffering from headaches in the mornings, they have also often been consuming quantities of DHMO the evening before. Yet European labelling standards don't even insist on it being labelled as an ingredient in many drinks.

This needs worldwide action!
 
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