gunna have to go with none of the above too and nothing here appeals to me...at all. What I really want is to be married to a dominant woman that won't allow me to leave her sight without a cock cage on, that uses her control over my sex to control me and make me serve her through a system of teasing, denial, and rewards. I want a Queen that wants to be served, adored, and worshiped but also wants love and affection and things in common with me.
On the other hand, I also think pixies are cool.