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A spanking with a yardstick, while being forced to memorize the history of the Dewey Decimal System..... mmmmm.....

Why the history?

BTW: Librarians at my local main library should get real hard spanking, they think it's OK that computer languages are organized by the book's author's last name and not by language :mad:. Esperanto has it's own category and it's man made, just like C or Objective-C or Java... :mad:Inconsistent :mad:.
 
It's quite easy [Library of Congress].
I've mastered both Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress, unfortunately.
Another thing to add to the 'Worthless Information' pile I've accumulated over my life... haha.

;D
 
It's quite easy [Library of Congress].
I've mastered both Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress, unfortunately.
Another thing to add to the 'Worthless Information' pile I've accumulated over my life... haha.

;D

Why unfortunately? You gain a deeper understanding of a system when you can compare it to another one. :-B

Seriously, if the only tool you have is a hammer: all the different problems look like nails.

I do get the LoC now, heavily based on politics, diplomacy and english language. And why wouldn't it be?
 
It was 50p a day (1 dollar? I dunno) last time I had an overdue book. But bit wasn't my fault, the library said they closed 1pm Saturdays and slamed the door in my face 12pm...bloody stupid bastards :mad:
 
It was 50p a day (1 dollar? I dunno) last time I had an overdue book. But bit wasn't my fault, the library said they closed 1pm Saturdays and slamed the door in my face 12pm...bloody stupid bastards :mad:

That sucks.

In Finland we have high taxes, so that helps with the fines. Also go to Internet and you can add another month to your loan (you can keep the book for 6 months, unless someone else makes a reservation). There's also a drop-in box in the wall, so if the library is closed: just drop it in. By the time you have like 10€ worth of fines; no loans 'till you pay up. :)
 
How did we go from glasses being a fetish to library fines? Guys we are losing focus, you know when library fines are more interesting then bdsm there is a problem.
 
Maybe eye glass fetish has something to do with nerdiness. Don't forget that she's a librarian and that is hot. I'm sitting in a library right now and one of the librarians seems to walk by all the time. Blonde with hint of red and black square glasses and wide round ass. HOT.
 
Brittany, I thought you'd tie to a table and make me hold and etchics and morals book in my mouth and keeping eye contact through mirror while you whip with a belt. If the book would fall you'd kick me in the nuts and humiliate in front of other female librarians.

Librarians: to punish and serve. ;)
 
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